Dual....:-)
I'm passing your future prison.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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