My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
birth control should be required to get into college
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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