ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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