question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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