I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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