No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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