Whatcha textin bout Willis?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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