he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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