did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I forget how to act sober
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