i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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