i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Found your dick twin last night
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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