I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Randomize
