We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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