Im at strip club and am horny
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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