I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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