I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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