HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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