I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Just took my morning after pill in the library
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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