so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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