And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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