so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
