Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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