Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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