Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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