i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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