I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
ugly people sure do ruin things
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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