I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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