You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
