just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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