It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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