Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
