covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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