I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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