New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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