I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I am puke
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
We left an ass print on the piano.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Randomize
