It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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