When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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