imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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