His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Barsexuality is the new black.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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