do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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