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  Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...

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• i've done this before!!!!!! hahaha i thought it was really funny :D my boyfriend was not amused unfortunately... he just thought it was weird :(

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:41pm

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• Nice, 8:42, nice. ;) And I'm almost POSITIVE I've seen this or heard about this in a porno. I know I have. 8)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:22am

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• I feel so fuckin cool cuz I've actually said this to my boyfriend before lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:10pm

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• count rackula look it up on youtube

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:21pm

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• my friends and i made a movie called crackula and his tag line was "i want to suck... your dick for crack"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:03pm

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• haha no, not referring to twilight. i just find vampires fucking sexy.... you know...all the ones that I know and stuff... hah jk

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:50am

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• sounds like someones a closet case

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:25am

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• Fan fucking tastic. Let me be that girl. Dyahahahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 6:16am

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• 12:28, if you're hinting at Twilight I'll fuckin' kill you.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:33am

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• i just got my bf to say it to "demonstrate" how he wanted to hear it.. /win

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 2:25pm

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• I would love to say this, but I'm afraid he would be creep'd out. Meh, I'll try anyway!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 8:18pm

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• yeah ive said this to my exfuckbuddy. oh yeah and i totally highfived him.. during sex.. that was some good times :]

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:26pm

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• oooh oooh....pick me, pick me!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:45pm

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• one) big ups to the 610 two) i've definitely said this. needless to say, it went over smashingly.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:00pm

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• i've done that. and right after we were done, he looked at me and said his gamerscore went up 10 points.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 6:47pm

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• Deff saying this to a guy

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 7:24pm

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• Oh yes. I plan on doing this at least one time in my life! That's hilarious!!! And hell yes! Twilight! Haha!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:12am

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• lmfao, im deff gonna say that to someone one day

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:42am

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• I've always wanted to do this but I thought guys would be weirded out, huh guess I was wrong...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 5:25pm

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• LOL... What the hell??

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:26am

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• always wanted to hear this.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 12:18pm

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• It won't let me fuggin post

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:34am

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• i want to suck your dick.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:19pm

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• There's got to be porn for that ;-)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:34am

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• 12:41AM epic porn name!!! im having halloween fantasies...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:14am

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• only if you pretend to be my vampire as well ;)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:28am

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• hahaha that would b great

  Submitted by trufsfpc on Mar 14, 10 at 4:01am

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• 1:24 is awesome...don't be afraid to say that to a guy. if he can't take it then move on and say it to me!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:59am

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• That's awesome. My girl just told me she would say this to me tonight. Yeah, I'm rubbing it in. (anyone who makes a "rubbing one out" joke in lieu of this post is a fuck head)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:38am

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• I think my boyfriend would lose his boner if I did this... Although I would be one to say this to a dude.... lol even if it's just a random dude on the street as a joke... lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:09am

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• a guy said it to me once NOT as hot as you think

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:30pm

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• 1st for bad night... it'll be a bad night every night til a girl says that to you, and you shouldn't lower your standards to being satisfied with a different cultish reference... only the best. bessssssst!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:25am

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• My boyfriends fantasy is for me to dress up like a naughty vampire and say something like this! Hahahhaha love itt

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:17am

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• ROFL, i love vampires! if i didn't think my bf would freak the fuck out, i would SO do this!! brilliant idea!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:27pm

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• haha that is fucking hilarious!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:57am

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• Hahaha I want to say that! But if they reply with something about twilight... I'm biting it off no doubt

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:04am

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• Happened to me once. I allowed it, of course

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:05am

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• actually did this in wildwood nj with a pair of fake plastic vamp teeth in my beach house with my pants around my ankles and screamed this at every single person that walked through the door. you stay classy colonia!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:02am

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• Guys love a girl who jokes. High fives win me second dates.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:36am

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• HAHAHAHAH 5:20 wowwwwwww. if someone said that to me i'd burst out laughing... seriously. XDD

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:47am

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• thats y eastern euro girls are amusing.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:51am

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• 3:2five immediately following 3:13 (?!?!) is a win.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:30am

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• Peter, go see a psychiatrist.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:25pm

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• That is totally awesome!! My g/f is gonna get .... "I want to suck your clit." today!!! ( I just hope she's not OTR .... on second thought .... that probably would make more sense. )

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:20am

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• well i'm drunk and haven't read anything else, but i agree with this text whole-heartedly

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:01am

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• i hope a girl says that to you too..... right before she bites it off, you tool.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:25am

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• 12:34am i would buy that porn and then reply that part over and over again hahahha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:29am

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• i say that all the time. i usually add the 'ah ah ah' at the end too.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:42am

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• That would be pretty cool. Not gonna lie.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:38am

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• I was count suckula for Halloween one year!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:00pm

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• Hahahaha I would actually totally do that

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:54am

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• This is my area code. Way to rep. PA!!

  Submitted by Santino on Jun 4, 11 at 9:13am

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• hey, I mean, I'm near 610, and I can dig a guy with a sense of humor (as long as you're not, like a kid, haha)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:13am

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• omg i would say that!!! i want to say that!!! where is a goddamn fuckbuddie when i need one.....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:43am

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• yeah 1:03 FAILS...hard

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:50pm

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• that's it. i am determined to say this to a guy someday.... even if it will ruin my chances at a lay.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 7:55am

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• 12:25- I fucking love you.\nPeter, you suck...

  Submitted by HouseOfWolvesx on Sep 11, 10 at 2:54pm

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• I love this!!!! I'm saying this to my man this weekend. He's going to love it. Gotta love a guy who know how to have some fun :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:26pm

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• Damn...now I want this to happen to me too.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:01am

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• 12:33 HAHAHHAHAHA ...but I'm guilty of loving twilight, soooo... :( at least I know it's shameful?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:38am

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• i'm so going to fucking do this

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:43pm

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• 1) twilight as a movie TERRIBLE, books...okay? 2)true blood is THE SHIZZ! 3) i honestly will say tht to any guy who loves the vampire thing..its hot

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:42pm

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• only if she was some smokin romanian chick with the accent

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:05pm

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• Oh geez. Vampires. My biggest fantasy. Lol.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:25am

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• That is fucking hilarious

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:07pm

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• i definitely know who sent this text in. you've asked me before. & you're so fucking creepy. lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:15am

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• OMG I'd totally do that if I knew it wouldnt scare the hell out of the guy

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:24am

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