Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
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