So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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