What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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