So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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