your room smells of hookers.
And success
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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