I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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