what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Are my feet made of real feet?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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