You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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