i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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